Yes, there are some things that an actual newspaper is better at than an iPad. Duh.

The real ad… Jerry Bruckheimer version

Sources:

• Newsday iPad Commercial posted by David Daniel Wouters (2011-06-09), https://youtu.be/qSJm3nIicK4?si=u41V1ELziBGiaONq
• The Newsday commercial Apple doesn’t want you to see. posted by brownybrownstein (2010-09-19), https://youtu.be/V3fH2FTW1Ks?si=qxXBISYfqkMYYXIw