“All I wanted was a gift card from Amazon.com, but all I got was a giant thing of chocolate.” Overheard from passing teenager at a trendy mall.

Is it a bad sign that I never bothered to ask my semi-sometimes-significant other her sizes? It just dawned on me that if I were to willing to risk dealing with the whole clothing thing that I wouldn’t even know were to begin. Shit. Merry Xmas to me. Damn. 061220-2000